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Guess what homies! Simon Stamps has agreed to sell the Official Crafty the Video Rubber Stamps!

Here’s how you get them. Just follow the links below!! (have to click twice the first time — not sure why)

CRAFTY
BITCHES
PUNK
CRUNK
MOTHERF*CKER

Hope you all enjoy these fly stamps!

Whoa my craftiest peeps. The video release party was a true success if you ask J-Krafty, and why wouldn’t you my crafty soldiers. Sure it was Friday Dec. 11, but the mayhem started Thursday evening, Dec. 10 with a trip to Artists and Craftsmen in Central Square…pickin’ up mad silk screen supplies–a scoop coater and [...]

Crafty the Video, Just Dropped! Check this out, peeps. And don’t be shy. Embed this joint. Watch it on YouTube in HD, and share this wit yo’ homies and crafty shorties. Word em up.

Friday Dec. 11, 7PM, George Dilboy VFW, Somerville MA Link to the facebook event here

I’ll decoupage yo mama Yo craftas, don’t be messin wit J-Krafty or the crafty crew, cause we WILL bust into your house and we WILL decoupage yo mama. Craftin’ is a promise in tha streets, my crafty soldiers.

Listen up my crafty soldiers. I know you be on the street corners doin’ yo’ thing. Micro collagin’, kneedle pointin’, straight up stencil. I hear that. but don’t try an run up on J-Krafty because I WILL craft you down mutha’ crafta. That there is a promise, because I am the O.C.  — Original Crafta. [...]

chillin like villians in a no-craftin’ zone. 5-0 be creepin’ to tha crafty crew when we be chillin’ in a no-craftin’ zone yo. but that don’t bother us none. We been to the police house, and they be rubber stampin our fingers–but sometimes we gots to keep our heads low so they don’t confiscate our [...]

Allow me to freestyle, gangstas. Cordless glue gun you know it’s true fun Batteries charged pull the trigger — oooze — glue done. I glue yo’ hair in a bun, a hit and glue run. you betta run son. uh. Attilla the Hun: had elephants and some horses but he won’t have nothin’ on my [...]