The Crafty Crew
Chillin like villians in a no-craftin' zone
5-0 be creepin’ to tha crafty crew when we be chillin’ in a no-craftin’ zone yo. but that don’t bother us none. We been to the police house, and they be rubber stampin our fingers–but sometimes we gots to keep our heads low so they don’t confiscate our craftin supplies…that cost mad andrew jacksons, and the crafty crew ain’t makin’ enough on they Etsy shop to re-up on the crafty essentials.
Cordless Glue Gun
Allow me to freestyle, gangstas.
Cordless glue gun
you know it’s true fun
Batteries charged pull the trigger — oooze — glue done.
I glue yo’ hair in a bun, a hit and glue run.
you betta run son. uh. Attilla the Hun:
had elephants and some horses
but he won’t have nothin’ on my once I’m cordless
you take a swing wit yo’ weak ninja sword: Miss!
I go kung foo wit my glue.
J-Krafty out.
